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Old 11-09-06, 02:15 AM   #1
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It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies
Sitting in a used car.!
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car.
Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
"We can't drive."
"Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed .... So
We're just waiting.

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Old 11-09-06, 07:45 PM   #2
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lol. that's pretty good. :)
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*sarcastically* yeah, good as old cheese
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:lol: thats hilarious :lol:
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what's up BT, are you feeling okay? :?
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I'm all right, I've heard that joke so many times, it's not funny
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Default Thanks for the chuckles...

and the tips. My sis has been looking for the same thing as these geezers...

never thought of this as an observation post in the meat market.

At least the ladies got it right...they were searching under cover of darkness...

unfortunately, they caught the wrong type of "Heat" they were hoping for.

I really needed to :lol: which is why I like browsing around in different forums.

You just never know...the impact you are making in someone else's life.
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