Warning violence in this post
Haha.... I saw a great failed robbery today.
The guy I work with, a polish builder (let's call him P) had his van broken into today. His a really nice guy but built like a brick shit house and you wouldn't want to fuck with him.
Anyway. Some local thief smash the lock of his van and started unloading the tools. P saw what was going on and ran out to the thief... Without hesitaition grabbed him, lifted him over his head and slammed him on the groud, and again and again... Kicked him across the road and then took out his phone and took a photo of his face.
Then he said to him "ok I have your photo, you have two options. Either I can beat you some more or I can call the police... Which would you prefer?"
"errr call the police please"
So he rolled him over and took his drivers licence.
"now I have your address, you say a word to the cops and I will come over" he then took £80 out of his wallet and said "this it what it feels like to be robbed" and then called the cops
I hope that guy has learned a lesson