I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty pirate.
I really wish there'd be more nerds here who knew what am I on about.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
“Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."