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Old 02-22-15, 08:38 PM   #41
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I once dated an attorney, but she was always on my case.
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Old 03-15-15, 07:39 PM   #42
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A man walks into a bar. He said "ouch".
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Old 03-15-15, 07:46 PM   #43
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I once knew someone who was frozen at absolute zero. Don't worry, he was 0K
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There are two cats, an English cat and a French cat, in a contest to swim the English channel. The English cat is called one-two-three cat and the French cat is called un-deux-trois cat. The English cat won. Why?

Because un-deux-trois cat sank.
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No matter how nice you are, German children will always be Kinder.
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Old 12-10-17, 06:19 PM   #47
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I've never seen a hippopotamus hiding in a tree. They must be really good at that.
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A prostitute had to have an appendectomy. She told the surgeon to leave the incision open so she could make some money on the side.
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Old 12-17-17, 05:33 PM   #49
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I've got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
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Old 08-05-19, 06:35 AM   #50
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the past, the present, and the future all walk in to a bar


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