My problem is that even when I do have a job, nobody's interested. They find me amusing and smart at first, then I don't know. It's like I bore them or something, but they just "move on". Others just flat out ignore me the entire time I'm working there. This has literally happened at every job I've ever had. I guess I'm just not friend material. No wonder I've never had a girlfriend. I feel like, in spite of my best intentions, I'm walking around town with a giant sign on my forehead that says I have the plague. And what's worse is that nobody understands how true this is. I get the feeling that the few people that do actually know me think I'm just being dramatic because they're constantly surrounded by friends and loved ones.
Not everyone gets to be that lucky.