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ayesha23 08-05-19 07:38 AM

2 peanuts walk in to a bar


1 was assaulted

Lummox 01-26-20 09:08 PM

A butcher backed into his slicing machine and got behind in his work.

ayesha23 04-07-20 02:28 PM

what did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it.

nothing. it just let out a little wine!

diaper gal 08-07-21 05:38 AM

I do

what letters do pirates like?

well, C was his first love, but X marks the spot..
also: did you hear about the pirate who went treasure hunting at an odd hour?

all he found was peaces of eight

diaper gal 10-06-21 03:53 PM

Iforgot a joke I knew about a boomerang.

don't worry, it will come back to me..


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