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Black Dog 07-03-11 08:27 AM

Good King Wenceleslas went out to the pizza parlour and ordered a pizza. The assistant asked:

" Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?"


Black Dog 07-06-11 04:45 PM

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

CrazyBirdLady 07-07-11 07:05 PM

If we put pictures of missing kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons we'd find them alot faster

tehghost 07-08-11 05:16 AM

There are no ugly women, there is just not enough vodka.

Black Dog 07-08-11 03:10 PM

Love may be blind......but marriage is a real eye-opener.

CrazyBirdLady 07-08-11 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Dog (Post 627039)
Love may be blind......but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Amen to that!

Fletch 07-09-11 05:04 AM

My uncle's star sign was cancer, so it was a coincidence how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab.

SilverSkies88 01-18-15 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Dog (Post 625051)
You conquer ass???:confused:

I'm lost there CBL.

Pretty sure they mean "I concur". :rolleyes: But that is fkn hilarious :rofl:

RavenDarkLight 02-21-15 11:51 AM

Did you hear about the atheist who suffered from both insomnia and dyslexia? He would lay in bed awake every night, wondering if there really is a Dog.

RavenDarkLight 02-21-15 11:52 AM

Love is grand ... divorce is ten grand.


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