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susiesocialworker 06-13-11 03:25 PM

(From a kid at the school where I work)

How do you get Lady Ga Ga to wake up? Poke-er face! :rofl:

Fletch 06-13-11 03:29 PM

I was born by Caesarian. You wouldn't know it to look at me, but every time I leave the house I go out the window.

CrazyBirdLady 06-13-11 03:57 PM

Bunji Jumping:

I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one!

Black Dog 06-13-11 04:48 PM

From a woman's viewpoint men are just like bank accounts:

if they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.

Black Dog 06-24-11 11:16 AM

Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman.
 
Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.
"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."
"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."
"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."

Black Dog 06-30-11 05:01 PM

Life is all about ass.

You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.

CrazyBirdLady 06-30-11 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Dog (Post 624813)
Life is all about ass.

You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.

I conquer

Black Dog 07-01-11 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyBirdLady (Post 624824)
I conquer

You conquer ass???:confused:

I'm lost there CBL.

CrazyBirdLady 07-01-11 04:43 PM

I agree life is all about ass

thisisreality 07-02-11 02:45 PM

ass!!!


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