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CrazyBirdLady 05-22-11 05:51 PM

Do you have a one liner or short joke?
 
The fridge light DOES go out. Now let me out of here.

Semper Fidelis 05-22-11 05:55 PM

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

CrazyBirdLady 05-22-11 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Semper Fidelis (Post 612862)
Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

I like that -

Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.

Semper Fidelis 05-22-11 06:03 PM

It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

powpowpow 05-23-11 02:00 AM

take my wife..please

SaveMeJeebus 05-23-11 07:08 AM

Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.


brandysnap 05-23-11 08:33 AM

lol.... spam and twitter together make spitter - but we musnt talk about it

CrazyBirdLady 05-23-11 03:58 PM

An apple a day keeps the doctor away and so does having no insurance

SaveMeJeebus 05-23-11 04:13 PM

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.



CrazyBirdLady 05-23-11 05:10 PM

SENIOR DRIVING As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. there are hundreds of them!"


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