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Juno 07-26-09 09:10 PM

Name a book that doesn't exist
 
Dr Fluffelfly's Guide to Neon Toxicological Dreams (3rd edition) by Arthur Stravinsky

Strawbean 07-26-09 10:09 PM

Lol.
I already have. I have 4 threads in the book club that are all fake books. sssh!

The Con Man's Guide to Moral Trickery by Job Highest , illus by D. C. Iver

Zoe 07-27-09 04:24 AM

The Mars Guide to better Hat making By, Charles the 4th of Scandinavia

Plasma 07-27-09 06:21 AM

I Married A Bar Stool by Marcos Pawlzwrinksky

D1zzy 07-27-09 06:23 AM

How to Cook a Rabbit, and How to eat it (2 1/2 edition), by John Carthwirght, Illustrations by Karl Kingstoght

Juno 07-28-09 07:39 PM

Cracking My Crevice by Joanne Phillipson

ashesaway 07-28-09 07:50 PM

Memoirs of a Four Eyed Goody Two Shoes, By; Sheis Anarseholl

Juno 08-01-09 07:35 PM

Jazz for the Blind by Meyer Dimplesnout

Blue Girl 08-01-09 08:14 PM

BBQ without Leaving the couch, by Rudolph Rugszgvitt

Blue Girl 08-01-09 08:23 PM

The complete book of Desert Igloos by Norma Higglefrumpdedodah

Blue Girl 08-01-09 08:34 PM

16,001 Ways to Crack a Coconut - power tools edition, by John Noname

Juno 08-01-09 08:49 PM

Multilayered Dimensional Cum Activities by Rudy Baker

Juno 08-01-09 08:49 PM

The 9th 6th by Ross Pierpoint

vexatiousdispleasure 08-01-09 08:52 PM

Explaining Quantum Physics and it's uses with the Trans-Dimensional Theory of Equilibrium; Manifesting in a Parallel Event Horizon by Jessica Simpson

Blue Girl 08-01-09 08:58 PM

I love to Clean by Blue Girl

ashesaway 08-01-09 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vexatiousdispleasure (Post 313010)
Explaining Quantum Physics and it's uses with the Trans-Dimensional Theory of Equilibrium; Manifesting in a Parallel Event Horizon by Jessica Simpson

lmao


Simple Steps to Get Everything you Ever Wanted in Life by Yuew Suhkierse

vexatiousdispleasure 08-01-09 09:32 PM

International Relations for Dummies by George W. Bush

Delta40 08-02-09 03:22 AM

How to Clean the Glass Ceiling while you're up There for Women.

vexatiousdispleasure 08-02-09 05:10 AM

Tyra's Beauty: Inside and Out (Of Reality)

Delta40 08-02-09 07:05 AM

Live well, Play well, Rule well

By Pat Riarchy

vexatiousdispleasure 08-02-09 09:29 AM

Ok... Time for the Parodies:

To Thrill a Mockingbird - A Heroic story of a Widower and his battle to Excite the family pet
1384 - Delve into a Post-Apocalyptic, Totalitarian Society where Big Brother is watching, through the latest technology in spying... The Window
Might Club - Indecisive people try and get a club together for other indecisive people
The Purse of Frankenstein - Mary Shelley's monster goes shopping
Lord of the Fries - The novel about a band of boys, stranded in the car-park of a Fast Food Restaurant
Snot White - A fairy tale princess escapes to the forest, despite her allergy to Tree Pollen
It's a Wonderful Lift - A neighbourhood gathers together to appreciate their new elevator
Full Metal Package - A Vietnam war story about an American Solider who has had a revolutionary penis transplant

Blue Girl 08-02-09 12:55 PM

lol, you are all so funny! i knew this thread had a lot of potential - thank u, juno!

Juno 08-02-09 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vexatiousdispleasure (Post 313200)
ok... Time for the parodies:

To thrill a mockingbird - a heroic story of a widower and his battle to excite the family pet
1384 - delve into a post-apocalyptic, totalitarian society where big brother is watching, through the latest technology in spying... The window
might club - indecisive people try and get a club together for other indecisive people
the purse of frankenstein - mary shelley's monster goes shopping
lord of the fries - the novel about a band of boys, stranded in the car-park of a fast food restaurant
snot white - a fairy tale princess escapes to the forest, despite her allergy to tree pollen
it's a wonderful lift - a neighbourhood gathers together to appreciate their new elevator
full metal package - a vietnam war story about an american solider who has had a revolutionary penis transplant

lmao

Juno 08-02-09 04:02 PM

Batcave Singing for Lesbians by Olivia Dunn Clare

vexatiousdispleasure 08-03-09 11:31 AM

How to Claw your way to the top, and check for Diseases along the Way - New York

brandysnap 08-03-09 11:47 AM

You should be on stage vex. The titles of the books that included
in the list made me really laugh- and that aint easy.

vexatiousdispleasure 08-04-09 08:00 AM

Nawww... (((((BRANDY)))))


Vex is a Vapid, Narcissistic Queen, Who Loves Hearing About Himself, Speaking about Himself in the 3rd Person, Teaching Girls all over the World: How to Cake on the Make-up and still look Classy, Embracing the Fundamentals of Hair, Writing Ridiculously Long Book Titles and Vodka... Oh and he Fails at Humility - By Vexatious Displeasure

Blue Girl 08-04-09 05:29 PM

i'd actually like to read some of these books, LOL

Juno 08-05-09 08:01 PM

Cock Fishing by R J Fahrquhart

Juno 08-05-09 08:02 PM

Did You Just Fart? by Jeff Blowoff

Juno 08-05-09 08:02 PM

The Spires are Natty Steeples by Nell Penguin

Juno 08-05-09 08:03 PM

Yo Momma Was A Ticket-Taking Nazi Fuckface by Yehudi Yogwegwe

ashesaway 08-05-09 08:52 PM

i seriously want to read these books.

Juno 08-06-09 07:30 PM

"Well, the Hell With you Pissants": A Memoir by John Wayne

WillGetOverThis 08-06-09 07:48 PM

"To hear Death Valley Fart" by JOMAMA COOKIN

Juno 08-08-09 06:20 PM

Take This Mute Mouth: How I Survived the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake by Jehovah Wordsmith

ashesaway 08-08-09 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juno (Post 315412)
"Well, the Hell With you Pissants": A Memoir by John Wayne

lmao

Delta40 08-08-09 07:42 PM

Depth of Mankind - Measured Inch by Inch (did you say four? I'm sure it's six!)
By Willy Takeit

Juno 08-08-09 08:16 PM

The Case of the Crimson Taint by Arthur Claggett

venny2900 08-08-09 10:31 PM

How to cure your head By Joe Grim

Juno 08-13-09 08:31 PM

That's My Polka by Chester Unthole

Juno 09-03-09 10:16 PM

Come Cobblers by Arthur J Jackson-Freud

strawberry bitch 09-05-09 08:44 AM

the mantra of creating the perfect crime - Dalai Lama.

boulevard-traveler 09-05-09 02:25 PM

"Honey, put the toilet seat down!": How to train your Husband/Boyfriend/Significant Other to do whatever You want Him to do when You want him to do it and perfectly too-by Ima Strickler

(sorry guys!)

Juno 09-05-09 03:50 PM

Defying Gravity by B Traveller

Sweet Denial 09-05-09 05:08 PM

Land of the Octagonal People by H. S. Polygone

boulevard-traveler 09-05-09 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juno (Post 329380)
Defying Gravity by B Traveller

I love that song from Wicked...I really want to see the musical.

I acutally want to read some of these books.

A Teacher's Guide for Boring Your Students to Death (Guarenteed to work Or Your Money Back)-Dr. Boare

Sweet Denial 09-05-09 08:41 PM

Hahaha!! I know, right? I actually want to read some, too.

Juno 09-11-09 06:48 PM

The Whipped Cream Massacre by Y T Zeller

Vicious 09-12-09 02:00 AM

Bathroom Etiquette by I.C.U.P.


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