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Juno 09-06-15 09:21 PM

Jokes that make NO sense at all
 
Q. What do you call a woman with three children?
A. A lightbulb

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. The Toledo Mud Hens

A man walks into a bar and orders a vodka. The bartender feeds a horse some oats.

Two witches were flying through the air when they turned into half past six.

Q. What do you call a boy with a red cap on his head?
A. The International Boxing Hall of Fame

Three women were sitting at a table. One of them wore a silver dress, another wore a gold dress, and the third was Sarah.

Q. What do you call a monkey on a diet?
A. Quasimodo.

Q. What makes a triangle?
A. Purple

sherrycat 09-06-15 11:42 PM

Lol some of them are funny because they make no sense at all. .

Juno 09-08-15 06:11 PM

What do you call a mouse who can read time?
An elbow

What do you call two firemen in a sauna?
Thursday

Why did the mountain cross the road?
Elephant

Which month is best for a skiing vacation?
Sixty three

andrewmcspandrew 09-09-15 06:37 PM

How many depressed people does it take to change a light bulb?
Leonardo da Vinci.


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