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Old 03-11-11, 02:25 PM   #1
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With all the bad news today, thought some light hearted news would cleanse the pallet;

CNN) -- This time it was the intruder who called 911.
A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police -- afraid the homeowner may have a weapon.
The suspect, Timothy James Chapek, was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to the house Monday night, Portland police said in a statement.
Accompanied by two German shepherds, the homeowner asked Chapek what he was doing in the house.
Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and made an emergency call, police said. He said he had broken into the house, the owner had come home, and that he was concerned the owner might have a weapon.
The homeowner also called the police to report that he had found a man in the house.
Police with dogs took Chapek, 24, into custody "without incident," they said. He was booked for criminal trespass.
They did not say if the homeowner did in fact have a weapon.
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Old 03-11-11, 06:56 PM   #2
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That's a good one. I read one where a guy broke into someone's home and they later caught him cause he had gone on the computer and left his Facebook page open. Oops.
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Old 05-28-11, 08:16 AM   #3
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My all time Darwin Award winner is the Russian guy who was drunk with his buddies in a shed in the country. One of them, to show how tough he was cut his toe off with a chainsaw. The other guy says "This is nothing" and cuts his own head off with the chainsaw. What is left in me of the mad raging alcoholic of years past has a grudging respect for the headless dude.
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