How do you act like you don't care what someone thinks or says about you without looking pissed off or depressed? Like my co-worker always imitates my voice and laugh because he thinks its really deep and funny and I know I should just laugh it off but he constantly does it and its starting to annoy me. Short hispanic dude. I'm not very good at come backs and I don't want to be racist in anything I say back to him, so I'm at a lost of how to get him back.
Also my boss keeps making jokes about me being gay because of a time when I said I was always buying food for my two friends, and because I'm 18 and still haven't had a girlfriend. Even though he's my boss, it's not like he's not a fun dude and laughs ALOT at work. Also, that doesn't give him the right to just bash me like that and I can't say anything back. He's like a middle aged married white dude. I'm not sure how I could respond without crossing the line, I'm just getting tired of them making jokes about me, especially behind my back.
One of the main reasons why I don't/can't think of comebacks that well is because I'm afraid no one will laugh at them. Any tips on how to handle these situations?