Just for a Laugh
LOL. Me do need a line! Give them an inch, they think they're a freakin ruler...lol. Here's a joke for ya...
A newlywed couple were sitting in their honeymood sweet having a slight argument over what to order for dinner. The husband throws his pants to his new bride, and says "Here, put these on.". She puts them on and they are twice the size of her body. She says, "I can't wear these, they're too big." The husband replies "Exactly, only one of us can wear the pants around here and thats me. To that, the woman threw her panties at her husband and said, "Put these on". The husband struggles, but couldn't even get them up past his knees. "I can't get into your panties" he says. "Exactly" says his new bride. "And you won't until your attitude changes.