Q. What do you call a woman with three children?
A. A lightbulb
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. The Toledo Mud Hens
A man walks into a bar and orders a vodka. The bartender feeds a horse some oats.
Two witches were flying through the air when they turned into half past six.
Q. What do you call a boy with a red cap on his head?
A. The International Boxing Hall of Fame
Three women were sitting at a table. One of them wore a silver dress, another wore a gold dress, and the third was Sarah.
Q. What do you call a monkey on a diet?
Q. What makes a triangle?