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Old 06-13-11, 02:25 PM   #21
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(From a kid at the school where I work)

How do you get Lady Ga Ga to wake up? Poke-er face!
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Old 06-13-11, 02:29 PM   #22
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I was born by Caesarian. You wouldn't know it to look at me, but every time I leave the house I go out the window.
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Old 06-13-11, 02:57 PM   #23
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Bunji Jumping:

I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one!
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From a woman's viewpoint men are just like bank accounts:

if they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.
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Old 06-24-11, 10:16 AM   #25
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Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.
"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."
"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."
"I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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Life is all about ass.

You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
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Life is all about ass.

You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
I conquer
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You conquer ass???

I'm lost there CBL.
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I agree life is all about ass
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ass!!!
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