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Old 05-23-11, 06:38 PM   #11
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Old 05-24-11, 05:38 AM   #12
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Old 06-04-11, 03:01 PM   #13
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It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it.


I must remember that one.

Here's my effort:

I just bought a Prince Charles tea pot...it never reigns, but it pours.

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Patient to doctor: Doctor Doctor Ive broken my leg in 2 places

Doctor to patient: Well dont go back to those 2 places...... boom boom !
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"Poor" old Giggsey's press coverage over the past week or so made me think that this one liner was fairly apt:

Behind every successful man is his woman.

Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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Old 06-08-11, 05:20 AM   #16
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Never go to sleep angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
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I never met you and yet I know you,
at least I know much about you.
I know you need food, shelter
and things to do to keep you sane.
And I know that especially, you need someone . . .

I can't say that I am that someone,
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Each night I sleep just like a baby.............I wake up every 2 hours screaming.
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Each night I sleep just like a baby.............I wake up every 2 hours screaming.

I know that feeling
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I know that feeling
So do I...so do I
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