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Old 05-22-11, 05:51 PM   #1
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The fridge light DOES go out. Now let me out of here.
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I never met you and yet I know you,
at least I know much about you.
I know you need food, shelter
and things to do to keep you sane.
And I know that especially, you need someone . . .

I can't say that I am that someone,
but I am someone . . .
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Old 05-22-11, 05:55 PM   #2
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Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
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Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
I like that -

Eat right. Exercise. Die anyway.
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I know you need food, shelter
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And I know that especially, you need someone . . .

I can't say that I am that someone,
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It takes many nails to make a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
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Why does a squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.

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lol.... spam and twitter together make spitter - but we musnt talk about it
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away and so does having no insurance
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And I know that especially, you need someone . . .

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SENIOR DRIVING As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. there are hundreds of them!"
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