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Old 08-02-09, 09:29 AM   #21
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Ok... Time for the Parodies:

To Thrill a Mockingbird - A Heroic story of a Widower and his battle to Excite the family pet
1384 - Delve into a Post-Apocalyptic, Totalitarian Society where Big Brother is watching, through the latest technology in spying... The Window
Might Club - Indecisive people try and get a club together for other indecisive people
The Purse of Frankenstein - Mary Shelley's monster goes shopping
Lord of the Fries - The novel about a band of boys, stranded in the car-park of a Fast Food Restaurant
Snot White - A fairy tale princess escapes to the forest, despite her allergy to Tree Pollen
It's a Wonderful Lift - A neighbourhood gathers together to appreciate their new elevator
Full Metal Package - A Vietnam war story about an American Solider who has had a revolutionary penis transplant
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lol, you are all so funny! i knew this thread had a lot of potential - thank u, juno!
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ok... Time for the parodies:

To thrill a mockingbird - a heroic story of a widower and his battle to excite the family pet
1384 - delve into a post-apocalyptic, totalitarian society where big brother is watching, through the latest technology in spying... The window
might club - indecisive people try and get a club together for other indecisive people
the purse of frankenstein - mary shelley's monster goes shopping
lord of the fries - the novel about a band of boys, stranded in the car-park of a fast food restaurant
snot white - a fairy tale princess escapes to the forest, despite her allergy to tree pollen
it's a wonderful lift - a neighbourhood gathers together to appreciate their new elevator
full metal package - a vietnam war story about an american solider who has had a revolutionary penis transplant
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You should be on stage vex. The titles of the books that included
in the list made me really laugh- and that aint easy.
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i'd actually like to read some of these books, LOL
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