Gas Attack
Gas Attack
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to
be her
first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit
down and
begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little
discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The
gas
pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It
wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even
had a
chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog
that
had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern
voice,
"Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came
across
her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain
again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer
fart
rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!"
Once
again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the
woman had
to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She
let
rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father
looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away
from her
before she shits on you!"
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