I swear I could sit and eat 2 large pizzas in about an hour.
and a 2 liter of Coke with that.
I love to eat so much that it pisses me off that it makes you fat.

For me, eating is one of the greatest pleasures in life.
That something so awesome can hurt you A LOT REALLY, REALLY pisses me off. Diabetes, heart disease, bad knees, unattractiveness,.... etc.
Okay.. it might be stupid that it pisses me off, but I really wish that I could eat what ever I want whenever I want.
Another reason I believe life sux.